Funny Sound Files
 angry.wav "Don't make me angry"...
apuname.wav
Apu pronounces his full name
balls.wav
Ace Ventura talks to a guy in a groin cloth.
banana.wav Billy Madison wants to trade the rest of a snack pack for his banana.
 bmbath.wav Shampoo is better...
 clue13.wav Mrs Swan from mad tv 
 fart sound Self explanatory
 gump.wav  Forest Gump isn't a smart man, but knows what love is.
 hercules.wav hercules! hercules! hercules!
 jumbojet.wav Ausin Powers;"It's mah Jumbo Jet!
 koth9a.wav Boomhauer explains the internet
 marv.wav marvin martian "oh goody"
 marv3.wav marvin martian is going to blow it up
 mojo.wav "So I thought I'd work my mojo"
 momman.wav "That's not your mom it's a man baby"
 pee.wav "All kids pee their pants it's the coolest"
 play.wav "I don't play well with others"
 
 prank.wav "Someones playing a prank on me"
retard.wav "You're a retard"
stranger.wav "A stranger from the outside,oooooooooh"
today.wav "ta...ta..today junior!"
 uglystik.wav  "If she is a woman I do beleive she's been beaten with an ugly stick."
 van2.wav "sha...you know what? uh uh!"
 vl-retrd.wav "oh and what would that make you, the retarded secret thay keep in the basement"
 woowee.wav "Woowee you good lookin"
Yakko.wav "Now for another, useless fact"